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SPECIAL NOTE TO TELEMARKETERS & BORED PERSONS WITH NO LIFE:
Unless you are calling me about "hiring Entertainer Joey for your child's party entertainment", you will find I will enjoy "wasting your time" on the phone "big time". My "humble advice" is I don't need to know about your infatuation with google & being #1 (I'm already #1 to many and I'm also married). I do not have PPi (the banks despise me as I have no debts). I have not been in a car accident that was or wasn't my fault (helps if you drive with eyes, ears and brains focused on the road... and folks will notice I don't pick up the phone while driving). If you are calling from Windows headquarters to tell me my computer is infected, please first check where the Microsoft UK headquarters is located (it's not in Southall, Scotland). Lastly, if you are phoning from a call center in India or Philippines then save your money (I don't work in either of those countries unless you want to pay for my travel costs, accommodation in a 4 to 5 star hotel, spending money and my fees... and pay my local taxes). No automated calls that I won £250 (I only accept such offers in cash). Lastly, no calls from withheld numbers, I am not a "killer clown" (stick to watching the Simpsons on TV... you just might die from laughter).